SECRET LAIRS ... Have lost the plot!

What if every Magic format idea… went too far? In this episode, we spiral into absolute chaos trying to invent new Dan Dan-style formats , including: ❄️ Stasis Stasis — a nightmare of islands, Gush, and decking 👹 “Goon Goon” — yeah… we went there 🧠 Doubling every card name into absurd formats 💀 The most cursed gameplay ideas imaginable Somewhere between brilliant and completely unhinged, we explore what happens when you take a fun format idea… and push it way past the limit. Also: • Why Dan Dan variants are actually great for the game • How you can build your own versions • Why community-created formats might be the best future for Magic