Monkey Business - A Patreon Episode

This week, I'm sharing an episode from my Patreon because there was some issues with my recording. This is a taste of what you can kind of expect from the Patreon. Uncensored. Unrelated. Goofy shit. Enjoy! This is a VERY SERIOUS episode. Full of VERY SERIOUS topics. First off, I'm not sure the British know the difference between apes and people. Well, the difference between apes and the French. Long story short, a monkey may or may not have been executed for crimes that he may or may not have committed. Either way, this first tale of chimpanzee criminality comes to a very strange end with a mascot mayoral race built on the back of free bananas and a wishing well. For the finale of our episode we get into a real hairy situation. Enter Ken Allen. This is one of the most intense stories of a prisoner (orangutan born in captivity) trying to escape from his jailors (zoo staff that hand raised him) to return to where he belonged (walking around with zoo visitors seeing other animals). Full disclosure, this may be the most fun I've had with an episode in a very long time. And I didn't even cover Travis the Chimp. These stories are way more fun and less sad. I really hope everyone enjoys t…